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obesitycore:

id like to thank my laggy wifi for this miracle 

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

this is my favourite tweet

ejacurlate:

when your mum starts talking to one of her friends in public and you’re waiting to leave

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jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

happafaith:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 

eg0centrick:

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

the croods do too.

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

iwillstillopenthewindow:

I'm sorry that I'm both
your umbrella and the rain.
for furiidamu
xx, iwillstillopenthewindow

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

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